Adults Only Please
One rabbi says that Jewish law forbids the ingestion of Viagra on Shabbat, lest one violate the infraction of erecting a structure on the Sabbath.
But another rabbi says that as a medication which adds pleasure to the Sabbath (not to mention the rest of the week), it is permissible. However, taking Viagra is taboo during Passover - as well as any other agent that causes things to rise.
Which raises (you'll excuse the expression) yet another question: What blessing does an observant Jew say before taking the Viagra pill?
There is a choice of three blessings:
1. Boruch Atah HaShem zokeif kfuffim -- Bless you Lord for straightening those who are bent.
2. Boruch Atah HaShem yaaleh vyavo -- Bless you Lord for causing things to arise and come.
3. Boruch Atah HaShem mechayei hameitim -- Bless you Lord for raising the dead.
'Baruch' Obama on Gun Control
Barack Obama, at a recent rural elementary school assembly in West Virginia,
asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to
Slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence.
Then he said into the microphone, 'Children, every time I clap my hands together, a
child in America dies from gun violence.'
Then, little Richard Earl, with a proud West Virginia drawl,
pierced the quiet and said: 'Well, dumbass, stop clapping!'
THE BEST JOKE OF THE YEAR WINNER:
Romney beats Obama big in New Hampshire, poll shows
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2011/04/22/romney-beats-obama-big-in-new-hampshire-poll-shows/
THE EXACT INVERSE CORRELATION OF OIL AND THE US DOLLAR
WE ARE GETTING POORER - MUCH POORER
AND THE MUSLIM NATIONS ARE GETTING RICHER
THIS IS OBAMA'S PLAN - TO REDISTRIBUTE AMERICA'S WEALTH TO HIS FAMILY
Chart From Steph-FedUp
The chart is oil, the white line the dollar.
The dollar has collapsed as Bernanke and Obama demand QE3 to support Obama's insane borrowing and spending in the economy. MORE QUANTITATIVE EASING = COLLAPSE OF THE US DOLLAR. YOUR SAVINGS. CHECK DATES OF QE 1 AND 2 AND LINE UP WITH DOWNWARD MOMENTUM OF THE US DOLLAR.
YOU VOTED FOR HIM; YOU LIVE WITH HIM;
HOPE YOU HAVE SOMETHING LEFT FOR
YOUR RETIREMENT AND YOUR KIDDIES.
I DON'T THINK SO.
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SLAVE TRADING - THE MUSLIM'S ONLY COMMERCE
BEFORE OIL WAS DISCOVERED
Arabs perpetrate and film vicious cruelty toward Africans while onlookers cheer and shout "Allahu Akbar."
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Every April 22 is Earth Day. As one who studies Soviet Russia, I can't help notice that the day coincides with the birthday of Vladimir Lenin. The inaugural Earth Day occurred April 22, 1970, no less than Lenin's birth centennial.
This is most ironic. Lenin is a decaying symbol of central planning, which, regrettably, is the ideological preference of many of those filling the streets on Earth Day.
Lenin had no respect for life. He declared certain people "harmful insects." In Lenin's deadly worldview, pesky humans were not precious, special, unrepeatable; they were disposable.
That brings me to a living symbol of Earth Day: Paul Ehrlich. Dr. Ehrlich's explosive bestseller, The Population Bomb.
The dark, hateful and racist world of a living symbol of Earth Day.
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Kicking off his 2012 re-election campaign, President Obama has been going around the country in the last few days spewing class warfare vitriol. He believes that it is the duty of the dwindling base of income tax payers to provide even more support for the ballooning base of non-income tax payers.
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Off With Their Heads
Violent threats are the soup du jour for most Islamofacists. It seems to be the only way they know how to communicate their terrible ideas, such as that women should be wrapped up in sheets and if they refuse they should be buried in the ground and stoned.
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IS IT OK FOR JEWS TO TAKE VIAGA ON SHABBAT?
One rabbi says that Jewish law forbids the ingestion of Viagra on Shabbat, lest one violate the infraction of erecting a structure on the Sabbath.
But another rabbi says that as a medication which adds pleasure to the Sabbath (not to mention the rest of the week), it is permissible. However, taking Viagra is taboo during Passover - as well as any other agent that causes things to rise.
Which raises (you'll excuse the expression) yet another question: What blessing does an observant Jew say before taking the Viagra pill?
There is a choice of three blessings:
1. Boruch Atah HaShem zokeif kfuffim -- Bless you Lord for straightening those who are bent.
2. Boruch Atah HaShem yaaleh vyavo -- Bless you Lord for causing things to arise and come.
3. Boruch Atah HaShem mechayei hameitim -- Bless you Lord for raising the dead.
Amen
Barack Obama, at a recent rural elementary school assembly in West Virginia,
asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to
Slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence.
Then he said into the microphone, 'Children, every time I clap my hands together, a
child in America dies from gun violence.'
Then, little Richard Earl, with a proud West Virginia drawl,
pierced the quiet and said: 'Well, dumbass, stop clapping!'
THE BEST JOKE OF THE YEAR WINNER:
Romney beats Obama big in New Hampshire, poll shows
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2011/04/22/romney-beats-obama-big-in-new-hampshire-poll-shows/
THE EXACT INVERSE CORRELATION OF OIL AND THE US DOLLAR
WE ARE GETTING POORER - MUCH POORER
AND THE MUSLIM NATIONS ARE GETTING RICHER
THIS IS OBAMA'S PLAN - TO REDISTRIBUTE AMERICA'S WEALTH TO HIS FAMILY
Chart From Steph-FedUp
(Reuters) – President Barack Obama said on Thursday the U.S. attorney general was assembling a team to root out any fraud and manipulation in the oil markets that might be contributing to higher U.S. gasoline prices.This case will require 15 seconds to solve. My evidence is below:
The chart is oil, the white line the dollar.
The dollar has collapsed as Bernanke and Obama demand QE3 to support Obama's insane borrowing and spending in the economy. MORE QUANTITATIVE EASING = COLLAPSE OF THE US DOLLAR. YOUR SAVINGS. CHECK DATES OF QE 1 AND 2 AND LINE UP WITH DOWNWARD MOMENTUM OF THE US DOLLAR.
YOU VOTED FOR HIM; YOU LIVE WITH HIM;
HOPE YOU HAVE SOMETHING LEFT FOR
YOUR RETIREMENT AND YOUR KIDDIES.
I DON'T THINK SO.
-------------------------------------
SLAVE TRADING - THE MUSLIM'S ONLY COMMERCE
BEFORE OIL WAS DISCOVERED
Libyan Rebels Terrorize Black Africans
By Stephen BrownArabs perpetrate and film vicious cruelty toward Africans while onlookers cheer and shout "Allahu Akbar."
Read more »
Every April 22 is Earth Day. As one who studies Soviet Russia, I can't help notice that the day coincides with the birthday of Vladimir Lenin. The inaugural Earth Day occurred April 22, 1970, no less than Lenin's birth centennial.
This is most ironic. Lenin is a decaying symbol of central planning, which, regrettably, is the ideological preference of many of those filling the streets on Earth Day.
Lenin had no respect for life. He declared certain people "harmful insects." In Lenin's deadly worldview, pesky humans were not precious, special, unrepeatable; they were disposable.
That brings me to a living symbol of Earth Day: Paul Ehrlich. Dr. Ehrlich's explosive bestseller, The Population Bomb.
Sterilizing Those Pesky Humans: Earth Day with Paul Ehrlich
By Paul KengorThe dark, hateful and racist world of a living symbol of Earth Day.
Read more »
Spread-The-Wealth Obama: Take More From The Job Producers And Give More To The Free-Riders
By Joseph KleinKicking off his 2012 re-election campaign, President Obama has been going around the country in the last few days spewing class warfare vitriol. He believes that it is the duty of the dwindling base of income tax payers to provide even more support for the ballooning base of non-income tax payers.
Read more »
Taking a Page from Islamists' Playbook, Anti-Tea Party Radical Demands Beheading of Business Owners and Conservatives
By Walter HudsonOff With Their Heads
The French, inspired by our American Revolution, knew how to deal with the wealthy arrogant aristocrats. The French people built guillotines. Maybe we can park a guillotine in front of every chamber of commerce, corporate headquarters, bank, investment house, and Republican Party headquarters to remind them that democracy is about people, not profits. We need to tell them in one clear voice, 'No more greed.'The video was picked up by Breitbart. Check it out. Note the amused approving smirks, the aloof comfort, and the eagerly offered applause.
Violent threats are the soup du jour for most Islamofacists. It seems to be the only way they know how to communicate their terrible ideas, such as that women should be wrapped up in sheets and if they refuse they should be buried in the ground and stoned.
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